Friday Fodder

A random morning conversation I had with my boyfriend.

BF: "Alllison," the bF says in a low whisper.

"Allison", he says again and this time I hear him.

Me: "What are you whispering over there?"

BF: "Kiss me through the phone."

Me: "What is wrong with you?"

BF: "I had a dream last night I was on stage singing that song."

Me: Thinking he must still be asleep because he is still laying in bed. "Are you serious right now? Do you hear what you are saying? You hate that song."

BF: "I know, but girls were pulling at my legs at the front of the stage and I was signing the song."

Me: Now, I'm laughing hysterically because he's still laying in bed telling me this stupid story after he has shut off that song every time I play it.

Silence for awhile.

BF: "Kiss me through the phone....How does the rest of it go?"