Tuesday, June 29, 2010

it's his vacation too

We survived our first trip to Lake Keuka.

On Friday, the BF and I took a 4 hour drive to what is a beautiful lake. As I said before, I'm picky about the lakes I jump in and this is one I would have no problem jumping in.

When we arrived, we met some extended family at their beautiful lake house where they live full time.

See the happy crew below.


I was soooooo looking forward to laying out on Saturday. I could just picture myself with my Monday morning tan walking into work and being the envy of my coworkers.

Newsflash: There has to be sun to get a tan. No sun on Saturday equaled a relaxed time at our house for the whole day.



And, it gave the BF plenty of things to do.

Like tackle his teenage cousin in the lake in her clothes


Scare a 5-year-old half to death of water.


Teach kids how a hood works


Take naps after too much swimming


Lastly, you can never say he's the party pooper

Thursday, June 24, 2010

road trippin'


I'm not a camping person.

I'm not a cabin person.

I'm not a lake person unless I can see clear down to the bottom.

Apparently, that makes me a Lake Keuka fan even though I haven't seen it yet.

This weekend the BF and I will embark on a 4 hour and 45 minute drive to the Finger Lakes, but specifically the Lake Keuka area to stay for the weekend.

According to Facebook, my friends are already water skiing and we better add "wine tasting" to that by the time I get there on Friday evening.

I sent out an SOS on Twitter to determine which Keuka wineries to visit knowing we have a short amount of time in the area. (I heart Twitter.)

My Twitter friends recommended Dr. Frank wines, Heron Hill and McGregor Vineyard Winery. So many wines, so little time to taste.

Any recommendations for car games? It's just us on the way up and the way down. This car ride should be very interesting.

Monday, June 21, 2010

summa summa-time

Hello Summer!

This weekend I experienced two of my favorite activities of summer: laying out and parties. Nothing says summer than laying out and jumping off a diving board or two.

On Friday, a friend and I headed to our local city pool. I was so lucky to live in an apartment building with a pool for the last few years. It was actually a requirement when looking for places to live. If I can, I spend every weekend at the pool, relaxing and reading. I live for those days.

My friend and I knew it would be packed on a Friday afternoon, but we didn't quite expect the amount of kids that were actually in the pool. As we entered the pool, we literally stopped in our tracks and both said some version of "holy shit" at the same time. Kids were everywhere. Every age. Every size. They were were everywhere in front of us yelling, crying and screaming.



Told you they were everywhere. I learned a very valuable lesson while at the pool and it had nothing to do with raising children.

It had to do with tattoos. I have never seen more ugly tattoos in one place in my life. There were tramp stamps, old ragged roses on ankles, Italian flags on shoulders and biceps, Jesus covering one man's entire back with a patch of colorful daises to the right of his feet and all sorts of other terribly etched ink.

Note to self: think long and hard on the placement if I ever get a tattoo.

On Saturday, the BF and I participated in our first ever block party. We were the "new neighbors" and we met several new people.




Of course, we were asked if we were engaged or married but actually only by one person. That's some kind of record. The focus was less on us but rather on an interesting neighbor who appeared to be quite sloshed at 6 p.m. She had two dogs with her and one was a puppy running circles around everyone. She lovingly referred to as a "f-cker" then as "f-cko."

This neighborhood sure is interesting to say the least.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

bathroom conversations

It's come to my attention that women like to have in-depth conversations in the bathroom. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Picture yourself getting up from your desk and you head to the bathroom to do number 1. You walk into the bathroom, notice two women having a conversation and enter the stall. You assume they will wash their hands, squirt a dash of Purell and be on their merry way.

Nope. Doesn't happen.

As I start to relieve myself, the women continue their conversation.

And continue their conversation, and keep on freaking talking! There's no washing hands, there's no Purelling, there's just a continued conversation as I pee.

Look, I love to BS with my coworkers, but I ask you, move the conversation from the bathroom into the hallway.

It's uncomfortable for me to pee when people are chatting it up right outside my stall.

I've been known to strike up my coworker as I wash my hands but I try to quickly move whatever conversation we are having outside of the bathroom. I don't want to hang out in there.

But it doesn't stop there. I was at a wedding this weekend where two women decided to scatter their make-up kits and reapply their faces. I walked in and went to the bathroom and listened to the women talk about how "she weighed 98 pounds before giving birth and was the same weight after" as she applied another line of black eyeliner.

Reapplying eyeliner I get, but dumping your entire make-up kit on the counter is a little over the top. I have a feeling there were in there for a good 20 minutes.

Of all the rooms to hang out, I'd like to pick one with a better ventilation system. Just sayin'.

Monday, June 14, 2010

trips around cleveland

I was all over the place this weekend. East side, then West Side, then back to the East side and then over to the West Side. Since I'm too tired to write about all my experiences, I'm patting myself on the back and glad I snapped a million pictures with my iPhone. (I'm dreaming of the iPhone 4.

After enjoying a beautiful Friday off work, I met my out of town cousins downtown to see the Bodies Exhibit. I can't show you any photos because you weren't allowed to take any even though I took a few and then was reprimanded. (In my defense, I didn't see a sign that said you couldn't take pictures, but if you are wondering, you can't so don't even try it.) Friday night started off with a trip to the Detroit Shoreway neighborhood for Made in the 216 event.

people mingling


lovely display of candles


my picks - a T-shirt from C.L.E. Clothing Co and a harness scarf from Wrath Arcane


After we quickly left the event, we headed to a 30th birthday party! Yay for birthdays!


On Saturday, I had a wedding, baby shower and a reception but only made it to two out of three. I kicked butt at the baby shower and won a game. Yes, you read that correctly - I won a baby game. So what if it was "name the baby's celebrity parents?"

Saturday night we attended a beautiful wedding for our friends the Mr. and Mrs. Awesome Davis. (Their words and introduction, not mine.)


A photo booth should be at every wedding.


Sunday started off lazy and ended lazy, but it wasn't complete until I visited my first pool this summer.


Ahhhhhh, let summer begin.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

gone til August

Sometime in the spring, the BF and I decided we wanted to take a trip to Chicago sometime this summer. We have several friends that live there and we wanted an expensive trip away like we did when we went to Boston in the fall.

We are so busy. I looked ahead at our schedules and seriously until Aug. 8 is the first weekend we don't have something already planned.

Wonder what is taking up all our time?

You guessed it - weddings, showers and bachelorette parties. Now to all my lovely friends who read this and whose party I'm attending, there's no need to get mad. I appreciate you and can't wait to attend your wedding/shower/party, but I'm also allowed to share that my weekends revolve around these festive occasions.

They truly do.

Years ago, I remember when all my summers contained was the sun, the beach and a few cocktails. I still try to lay out as much as I can but I find that my summer flies by so incredibly fast. In Cleveland, I treasure my summer because it means sunshine and warm weather, something I otherwise don't experience a lot of in this climate.

However, we are planning a couple's vacation to Puerto Vallarta for the end of September.

Ahhhhhhh, serenity now.

Monday, June 7, 2010

tone deaf

Note to self: When you set the password on your iPhone, you probably shouldn't share it with your boyfriend.



Author's note: I really didn't want to post this, however, the BF said it was about time I was embarrassed on my own blog. Considering I post all kinds of funny (and seriously embarrassing) things he does, I figured it was only necessary to accept a dose of my own medicine.

P.S. That only means I can post THAT much more of the BF and his antics.