schick says mow your lawn

And not the one outside in your yard either.

How clever!?! Calling the "lawn" your female hair down under? Oh.My.God. You know a man came up with that stellar idea.

How drunk was the jingle guy? I guarantee it was probably a group of men, drinking late one night who came up with this amazing idea of how to relate razors to mowing grass but secretly talking about shaving your lady parts.

A show of hands please... who has waxed their area into a heart? Maybe a symbol of some type? Anyone colored it? (Way back when, I remember reading articles, probably in Cosmopolitan, about coloring your hair red or pink.)

Lastly, I can think of a lot of other favorite things to do, and it's definitely not shaving my V either.




Although, I'm still humming the jingle and played it for several people. Every person said, "A man came up with that."