Club Q - the hottest spot in Cleveland

On Friday, the BF surprised me with a pair of Cavs tickets. We didn't have any plans and it was beautiful weather, so we went and called our friends to buy tickets to join us for a night of Cleveland fun. We went downtown early to drink and eat before the game at the Panini's around the corner.

Before we went to the game, like all girls, my Erin asked me what I was wearing. My C.L.E Clothing Co. Cavs t-shirt of course!

See friends in Cavs gear.


Have you been to a Cavs basketball game lately?

What the hell are some of these women wearing? Based on what little clothing some girls were wearing, my friend and I were lovingly calling it Club Q instead of Quicken Loans Arena. Then, we began to dance in our seats as they walked by us.

Cut-out shirts? Short jersey knit dresses? Short cutoff jean shorts? Three inch hooker wannabe heels walking up and down steep stairs with chain link purses? All to an 8 p.m. Cavs game on a Friday night.

You know my hatred for these shirts


I get that it's a place to be seen, but do you really expect to catch a player's attention from your seat and go home with him?

In my opinion, it would make sense to wear a t-shirt to support your home team or a nice pair of jeans and casual shirt, but no, girls dress up like hookers on sunset.

Pretty woman anyone?

Have you been to a game lately? Do you notice the same trend?

tunic does not mean dress

On Saturday, a few friends and I hit the bar scene of downtown Cleveland. I can only go there so often but when we do, we always have a great time. However, I think some of the ladies were confused and got on and off the Christie's stripper bus at the wrong location.

To quote a friend, "Tunic does not mean dress." Holy mother, those were freaking shirts, not dresses. Ridiculously tight, jersey material "dresses."

I'm all for fashion and staying trendy by all means. I will admit that I can't pull off certain clothes as well as other women due to my height/weight proportions. But there is no excuse for letting your friends leave the house with their hoo ha's hanging out and look like they just got off the lunch shift at the local strip club.

Absolutely none. My only conclusion is that you must not really be friends with her because you wanted to a good laugh.

In case you need help, here is my checklist for wondering if my dress is in fact a tunic.

You should be wearing leggings if:
-you ass cheeks are hanging out
-you don't have a Calvin Klein invisible thong on
-you ask out loud, "is this too short?" and your friends don't immediately answer
-your thong is in fact showing.
-you are mistaken for entertainment on the street corner.
-the dress actually says "shirt" on the tag.
-you don't want to be mistaken for one of the well-behaved women of Rock of Love.

For fear of tagging some people I know, or worse, making fun of people you know, just click on over to Spot Cleveland and check out pictures from The Barley House on Saturday to see what I'm referring to.

UPDATE: There's a whole blog dedicated to the phenomenon, thanks anonymous for sharing! Shirt or Dress? You decide and send your pictures in.