bet you are a badass if....

I have an issue with a certain brand of clothing lately. It's so much the brand but rather the people who seem to wear it. All the time.

Let me introduce you to the Affliction shirt.



Looks douchey already, right?

It's the Von Dutch of 2009. Remember everyone from Ashton to Justin to your local football hero wore trucker hats? Or when Carmen to Britney to me (I'll admit it) rocked Juicy Couture sweatpants with the word "Juicy" cleverly written on the ass?

Well, those nostaglic brands are now being replaced by something bigger and better: the affliction t-shirt and the men who wear them.

Let's take a look at the different men that rock these shirts, shall we?

You have your classic rocker.


Or the fighter who is a little more built than the average Joe.


Then you have the typical recently divorced dad trying to enter the dating world. And, doing a pretty poor job at that. (Ed Hardy or Affliction - it looks the same to me at this point.)



And, finally, you have these douchebags who encompass all that is trendy at the moment. It's just months before their sex tape is leaked....


So, if you know me and wear an Affliction, you have been warned. Don't worry - I already wrote a blog post so I won't need to write another one.