death to hoodies

I hate hoodies on guys. Yes, that's right, I'll admit it. I don't like hoodies on grown men. Maybe because I think of a past person who was entirely too old and still wearing Abercrombie hoodies. Blah!

If you are over the age of 21 and still wearing Abercrombie hoodies and cologne, you need a serious kick in the ass if you want to land a girlfriend.

Why the hoodie with colorful designs and lettering? Please don't add a popped collar because then I'll flip my lid. Is your last name Gotti?

Don't you think a fitted sport coat from Banana Republic would do? Or another type of light jacket? Hell, it can be Old Navy for that matter but adding the hoodie for comfort takes your age and penis size down about 5 years and inches.

Let's look at some images to prove my point.

Take this gentleman. Imagine how much hotter he would be with a sport coat.

This guy almost has it right - minus the fact the forgot to take his hoodie off before he put on the sport coat. Are you cold or something?


I'm afraid to look directly at him with this zipped up.


What style do men hate? And stop saying skinny jeans because we like that our legs look like suctioned sausages.