payday

I pay the bills. Damn right, I do! I put the bills in my name when we moved in because I was way more on top of things than the BF was at the time. (Probably not, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it.) Plus, we received a discount the first year on our cable bill. Since we all know how ridiculous a cable bill can be and annoying if you are a Time Warner customer, I consider it a super smart move on our part.

Fast forward to his creative check writing. Oh yes. Each month, I never really know what I'm going to get on my check in the "for" section on the check. He'll drop it on my dresser and I'll find it with something inappropriate comment. One time it was "anal beads" or "sexual favors" and with each passing month, he gets more and more entertaining.

I used to deposit the checks in person to the bank teller. But since I get this weird look and the line "my boyfriend thinks he's funny" can only work so many times, I've made a conscious effort to deposit my checks through the ATM. Thanks, BF, the bank employees probably love your checks, too.