Thursday, August 7, 2008

Can I buy you a drink?

Boys like to be hit on just as much as girls. Yep, that's right. You all act like you love going to up to girls, making the first move, starting the casual conversation and wasting valuable dollars on martinis that she'll drink and walk right away from you. HA! But, you also enjoy when the tables are flipped and the girls approach you. Example: The BF was hit on by a girl at bar last night. After a company softball game, everyone heads to a bar in Tremont with drink and food specials, plus an awesome patio with cornhole. Anyway, this morning he decides to tell me the story and gloat about his victory.

"OH, and I didn't even tell you what happened last night?
Me: What?
BF: I got hit on. (very proud by this acheivement)
Me: By a girl?
BF: Yep, and I still got it.

Editor's note: After men have been in a serious relationship, they must feel that they don't "have it" anymore. Why would you think you would lose "it?" You had it in the first place, you landed a girlfriend, so you obviously still "have it." You don't lose it just because you have been monogamous with the same girl. I get it

Me: You still got it?
BF: Oh yeah. They still flock to me.
Me: Ignoring his obvious glory he wants me to acknowledge, She really hit on you?
BF: Yep.
Me: Did you get her number?
BF: Uh, no, I know better than that.
Me: So. You gave her your number.
BF: No, idiot. But she had her phone sitting on the bar the whole time just waiting for me to give it to her. She asked if I had a girlfriend right away.
Me: Wow. She cut right to the chase.
BF: Then she asked if it was serious.


I surveyed a few guys to ask their opinions and they feel the same way - they love it. One even said, "Girls are used to being hit on all the time. It's a new thing for guys - and we love it."

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