The BF has seen my beautiful face for almost every morning for a year now. He sees me at my best all dolled up (not with tranny make-up), and then my more natural self in the morning.
I get it. Girls aren't always as strikingly gorgeous in the morning as when you met them 6 beers in at that dark club. Or, with tons of make-up on. But, we aren't that ugly in the morning.
"Allison, you're beautiful, just not in the morning." I'm pretty sure I laughed out loud at him when he first told me this. What guy in there right mind says that to his girlfriend and doesn't expect a hard slap? Stupid boys. Although, it's not like he looks like Brad Pitt in the morning either - hello, morning breath. Gross! Sick! I'm not a fan of morning makeouts. It only happens in movies, not real life people.
I admit it. I don't look that hot in the a.m. My eyes are slightly puffy but nothing out of the exorcist or worse, Pam Anderson. (Now there's a chick who needs all the tranny make-up help she can get.) Apparently, I'm scary to the BF and my mask makes it worse.
How scary is your girlfriend or boyfriend in the morning?
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